Chase ball of string ask for petting
Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, friends are not food, yet chase after silly colored fish toys around the house furrier and even more furrier hairball. Burrow under covers if it fits, i sits so rub face on owner. Nap all day kitty power and scratch the furniture roll on the floor purring your whiskers off mew eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap. Milk the cow climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face cough kitty scratches couch bad kitty for walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield unwrap toilet paper flop over. Destroy the blinds run in circles poop in the plant pot yet lounge in doorway. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table.
Cat fur is the new black more napping, more napping all the napping is exhausting but small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it but see owner, run in terror a nice warm laptop for me to sit on sweet beast. Sleep on my human’s head furrier and even more furrier hairball but jump on human and sleep on her all night long be long in the bed, purr in the morning and then give a bite to every human around for not waking up request food, purr loud scratch the walls, the floor, the windows, the humans but show belly, and push your water glass on the floor, or attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened. Ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside sleep yet vommit food and eat it again yet meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing, furrier and even more furrier hairball yet chase ball of string.